“I spent large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your face into one of those pink-inflamed monkey butts.”
— Sue Sylvester
“We don’t care what the judges say: we won. Because we had you as a teacher.”
— Rachel Berry (to Mr. Schuester)
“Who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting there has been so much fun?”
— Will Schuester
“I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But, face it, I’m legend. It’s happened.”
— Sue Sylvester
Tags: Episode 22, Glee episode 22 Journey, Glee Quotes, Journey
“I’m all about finding a freakish depressed kid and showing them what winning’s all about.”
— Sue Sylvester
“Do it. Break it like you broke my heart.”
— Rachel Berry
“I’m so depressed I’ve worn the same outfit twice this week.”
— Kurt Hummel
“Thinking “trust me” was a sensible birth control option.”
— Quinn Fabray
“You know, for me, trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming. Sue Sylvester has hourly flair ups of burning itchy highly contagious talent.”
— Sue Sylvester
“They call it a funkification, meaning they show us what they’ve got and we spiral into a deep cloud of funk.”
— Artie Abrams
Tags: Episode 21, Funk, Glee episode 21 Funk, Glee Quotes
“American teens are coming down with an enormous case of Twilight fever.”
— Principal Figgins
“I know who I am and I’m not allowed to show it. It’s like Communism.”
— Tina Cohen-Chang
“When I was little and I was sad, my dads would bring me a glass of water. It got to a point where I didn’t know if I was sad or thirsty.”
— Rachel Berry
“While Jackie Daniels is a great name for a power boat or something, it’s not great for a baby girl.”
— Noah Puckerman
Tags: Episode 20, Glee episode 20 Theatricality, Glee Quotes
“I’m never gonna dunk a basketball or kill a lion. I need to focus on dreams I can make come true.”
— Artie Abrams
“If you can imagine it, it can come true.”
— Tina Cohen-Chang
“Glee club… it’s about expressing yourself to yourself.”
— Will Schuester
“Show biz dreams are the most unrealistic of them all.”
— Bryan Ryan
Tags: Episode 19, Glee episode 19 Dream On, Glee Quotes
“I’m not a box. There are more than four sides to me.”
— Kurt Hummel
“At least I don’t have to listen to his stupid theories on how Super Mario Brothers changed civilization.”
— Quinn Fabray
“The glee club has lost its voice. It’s time for us to get it back.”
— Will Schuester
“I have chosen Miley Cyrus’ “The Climb” because it’s about overcoming obstacles and beating the odds. In my case, the obstacle is you: my lackluster teammates who refuse to carry their own weight.”
— Rachel Berry
Tags: Episode 18, Glee Quotes, Glee season 1 episode 18 Laryngitis
